Burritos and Shakespeare

It's me again and today in F.A.C.S. (family and consumer science) we made breakfast burritoes and they were so good! These two girls who were in my group didn't like eggs so they just had a tortilla with cheese. I mean who doesn't like eggs?! Today in Language Arts we used Act 3 scene 5 ( in "As You Like It") to add actions to make it funnier. This was the scene were Silvius, a shepard, falls in love with Phoebe, a shepardess. Well, there is also Rosalind who is disguised as a guy, Ganymede, because she is banished. Anyways, Phoebe hates Silvius and falls in love with "Ganymede". So, all Phoebe is doing is insulting Silvius. So I made a shark jump out of the stream and it eats Phoebe. But since Phoebe had to talk again, I made Silvius go after the shark and he gets Phoebe back just in time for her to speak again. I know it's wierd but there's nothing else funnier to write. It would have been an ostrich but my teacher said there are no ostiches in a forest ( I know there are no sharks in a forest either but you got to admit, it is funny). But I have to say, I did have fun writing it!